The worst part is, I actually really like the plot. So I want to read it, but my brain starts melting every time I try. It's not the worst fic I ever read, though. That honor goes to a Gundam Wing fic by "Silver" where Silver was the main character's name. An excerpt:

"Silver walked into the room. Duo said hi. Silver walked out of the room. She got on her bike and went to the mountains. Silver got off her bike and went into the secret mountain base."

There was a Doctor X. New Gundams. It was awful. I got through 2 of the excruciatingly short chapters before wanting to stab out my eyes.